“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
“Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!”
“When you come into our house, you get a flavor for our life, our travels, our kids, our 18-year-old poodle who is like, blind, deaf and incontinent but so happy.”
“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”
“To my taste, the men in Rome are ridiculously, hurtfully, stupidly beautiful. More beautiful even than Roman women, to be honest. Italian men are beautiful in the same way as French women, which is to say– no detail spared in the quest for perfection. They’re like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.”
“There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.”
“Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.”
”They are Labradors with college educations. After a day of retrieving, your Lab wants to curl up in front of the fireplace and take a well deserved nap. A Poodle wants to be fourth at the bridge table and tell naughty stories!”
“…Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.”
“Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.”
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring- it was peace.
The Intelligence Of The Poodle gives him that knowledge of his own importance – that vanity, which reflects itself throughout his entire presence. He knows he is a splendid beast, and he is enormously proud of it!